Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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