He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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