I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you win again, gameday.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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