She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
