I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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