Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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