Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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