My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
