So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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