i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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