She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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