I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
