C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
