is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Drunk is a universal language darling
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