Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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