i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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