Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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