Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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