the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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