ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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