Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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