New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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