Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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