Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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