She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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