Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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