I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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