I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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