Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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