make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
