to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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