Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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