i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
