hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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