would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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