I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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