i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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