My nipple is on Facebook.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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