Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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