If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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