Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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