I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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