wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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