no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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