with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
vagina is talking i cant
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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