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(770): View more from Georgia

I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.

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(208): View more from Idaho

His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Do they take checks?

(1-606): View more from Kentucky

Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...

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(315): View more from New York

MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..

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(315): View more from New York

In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me

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(870): View more from Arkansas

For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do

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