this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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