Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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