Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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