why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We are all done wearing pants today
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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