My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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