Nicole vs. Life
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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