I am puke
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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