butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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