Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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